D A C D
So get out your lead-pipe pipe dreams
D G D
Get out your ten-foot flags
D A C D
The insects are huge and the poison's all been used
D G A E
And the drugs won't kill your day job
[Chorus]
G F E
Honey, that's why
G F E
I pay no mind
G F E
I pay no mind
G F E
I pay no mind
[Outro]
G F E
That's why
I pay no mind (x7)