[Bridge]
G
And he start remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering and remembering
G Gmaj7
The heroin boy'd walk through the door
Em
And he was screaming and everybody was like
D
What're you screaming as if it's the end of the world
G
And he was like, well, it is
G Gmaj7
I was sitting in the corner with my pants down
Em
And I was sure someone next door was blowing up balloons
D G
And they was red and orange
G Gmaj7
And there was this one lady at the bar and she was trying to buy gin
Em D
And this other lady at the bar and she was trying to sell gin
G
And it worked out good for the boths of them
G Gmaj7
And heroin boy started taking off his belt
Em
Started taking off his pants, started taking off his shoes
D G
Filling up the bathtub, getting ready to go in for a swim
Bm G
I says, no
Bm G
You're going to drown
Bm G
And he says, no
Bm
I can't drown
G Bm
Simply because, shhhh
B
A man destined to hang can never drown
D#m
A man destined to hang can never drown
G#m C#m
A man destined to hang can never ever drown
C#m
A man destined to drown can never burn
G#m
A man destined to drown can never burn
A#m D#
A man destined to drown can never ever burn
D#7
A man destined to fry can never, ever, ever
G#m
A man destined to fry can never, ever, ever
C#m
A man destined to fry can never, ever, ever die
B
In any other way than frying
Bmaj7 B7 B
I'm lucky that I'm dying by hanging and not drowning
[Outro]
Bb
So now that we got that straight
Bb7
Can't I just be left alone?
Eb D
I want to take a fucking bath