E F#
But she's not nice, she's pretty fucking far from nice
D F
She's looking at you funny, rarely looking at you twice
[Chorus]
[Interlude]
A F#m F A F#m N.C.
A F#m F A F#m F
A F#m F A F#m F
[Verse 3]
A F#m F A
Have you heard what she's been doing? Never did it for me
F#m F
He picks her up at the school gate at twenty past three
A F#m F A
She's been with all of the boys but never went very far
F#m F
And she wagged English and Science just to go in his car
[Pre-Chorus]
E F#
They've got engaged, there's no intention of a wedding
D F
He's pinched me bird and he'd probably kick my head in, oh
E F#
Oh, now the girls have grown
D Dm/F
Yeah, but I'm sure that they still carry on in similar ways
[Chorus]
A D
Bigger boys and stolen sweethearts
A D
Oh, I'm better off without her anyway
A D
I said I wasn't sad to see her go
A D A
Yeah, but I'm only pretending, you know
D A
Yeah, I'm only pretending, you know
D A
I was only pretending, you know
D A D Dm A
I was only pretending, you know