G
You think that you can handle me?
D
Girl, don't make me laugh.
Em
I said my junk is bipolar
C
It'll split you in half (yea)
G
And if you're lucky,
D
I might just bring you home,
Em
And I'll have you going down
C
Like you're growin' an extra chromosome
G
And when you grab me,
D
Don't grab me by my buns
Em C
'Cause I got a bad case of the runs
G D
I got the runs
Em C
I got the runs
[Chorus]
G
Single every single day
D
Do it every single way
Em
Make the single ladies say
C G
Oooh Bo and if I were gay,
D
Though I swear I'm straight,
Em
I'd make the fellas say
C
Oooh Bo
[Bridge]
I wanna break it down for ya'll
I came from the streets, with nothin'
Now I'm makin' hit records
For my people still livin' in the streets,
Still livin' in poverty, I wanna tell you
I'm doin' this for you
My success is your success.
And I know you may be thinkin',
Hey, if you really believe that,
Why don't you use some of your money
To help rebuild the neighborhood
Instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jet ski?
And to that I say (uh, chorus is comin' up)
[Chorus]
G
Single every single day
D
Do it every single way
Em
Make the single ladies say
C G
Oooh Bo and if I were gay,
D
Though I swear I'm straight
Em C
I'd make the fellas say
[Verse 4]
G
You gotta fume like a tuna,
D
I'll smell ya later.
Em
I met a fat chick
C
And I fucked her in an elevator
G D
It was wrong on so many levels
Em C
It was wrong on so many levels
G D
It was wrong on so many levels
Em C D
It was wrong on, it was wrong on, it was wrong on
[Chorus]
A
Single every single day
E
Do it every single way
F#m
Make the single ladies say
D A
Oooh Bo and if I were gay,
E
Though I swear I'm straight,
F#m D
I'd make the fellas say
A
Single every single
E
Do it every single
F#m
Pop that single like a Pringle jingle
D A
Oooh Bo, this song's almost completed
E
All this little ditty needed
F#m
Instrument that's double reeded
D
The oboe