A D
Yellow matter custard,
F G A
Dripping from a dead dog's eye.
F
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
B
Boy, you been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down.
C D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
E
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g'joob.
[Instrumental]
| B A | G F | E ||
[Chorus]
B A G F E
Sitting in an English garden, waiting for the sun.
F B
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
C D
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen,
E
I am the walrus,
Goo goo g'joob.
D
Goo goo goo g'joob.
[Verse]
A
Expert texpert choking smokers,
C D A
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
A
(Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Ha ha ha!)
C
See how they smile like pigs in the sty,
D A
See how they snied, I'm crying.
A D
Semolina pilchard,
F G A
Climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
F
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna,
B
Man, you should have seen them
Kicking Edgar Allen Poe.
[Chorus]