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Ha,ha, ha!- Hee,hee, hee!- I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me.-
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Said the laughing gnome.
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Well I gave him- roasted toad-stools- And a glass of dandelion wine.
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Then I put him on a train to Eastbourne and carried his bag and gave him a fag.
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"Ave you got a light boy?" "'Ere! Where do you come from?"
"Gnome-man's land." "Oh,really."
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In the morning- when I woke up- he was sitting on the edge of my bed-
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with his brother whose name was Fred. He'd brought him along- to sing me a song.-